After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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