Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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