I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm gonna fight the coyote
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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