Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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