I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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