weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
