hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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