He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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