I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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