this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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