That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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