12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
no you cant smoke seaweed
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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