Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i out mim tonsoeep
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