Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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