Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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