Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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