i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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