Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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