So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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