So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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