Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Randomize
