lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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