There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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