He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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