i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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