lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Are we still banned from the library?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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