we're blogging at a bar
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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