they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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