Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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