hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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