So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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