just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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