She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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