The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just want nice things and good sex
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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