operation harelip BJ is a go
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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