I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Woke up backwards on a recliner
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
