This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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