Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
