whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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