you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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