I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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