hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I didn't notice because vodka
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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