They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Randomize
