Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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