she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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