whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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