I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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