it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
