the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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