Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
they need to just BURY HIM!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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