she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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