my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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