you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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