Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
