What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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