In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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