Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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