Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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