So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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