are you still at the devil's house?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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